As an old aunt who works overtime all year in internet companies.
After finally getting to work on time, he went home and happily licked Ob on the screen.
The phone vibrated, I thought it was my 10 kebabs delivered, and then a shou moved (hua), opened the boss's nailed dialogue window, and then I was aggressive.
The boss said that a new hotspot has emerged, and you should stay up late to write a manuscript.
I was so frightened that I threw away my phone and pretended not to see it, but suddenly I thought of a horrible thing. The office software we used had a read receipt function!
There are countless coping strategies in my head:
"I lent my cellphone to my roommate yesterday."
"Our domestic cat swiped my phone a few times yesterday."
"My phone was taken off the bus yesterday!"
After looking at the Alipay bill, I happily replied: I received it, boss!
Then he turned off the picture of long-legged Ouba painfully, crying and coding, imagining the day when he had money, he put his resignation report on the boss's face.
Ps: Boss, the above plot is purely fictitious ~~~
The current communication software is really pervasive, seamless and non-drilling, just like the mosquitoes in the summer. It leaks a little bit of meat, and is stupefied. If you accidentally unlock the screen, you don't know who will be hit by the mine.
Rhubarb and Xiaohuaqingmeizhuma are together for four years.
Ready to get married within three years after graduation, and later, blown up.
It is said that the fuse is an iMessage software with read receipt function.
Da Huang said that since they started communicating with this software, the communication has become awkward.
Rhubarb was very busy with work. When she had a meeting, she saw that Xiaohua had sent him a piece of thought, and she didn't reply. After returning home, he was challenged by Xiaohua's shawl covering his brain: Why don't you see me when you see it! You did n’t look like this before, did you love me less than before? Do you fancy others?
The rhubarb is in a circle, and can only keep explaining and apologizing. He woke up and made Xiaohua breakfast for three days before he could barely coax.
Later, rhubarb had a text message anxiety disorder, and when the news came, it wasn't looking, it wasn't looking, and it wasn't even looking back.
Because a "read" makes all interpretations pale, all lies have nowhere to hide.
The rapid development of the information society has shortened the physical distance between people, and communication software is also trying to restore a real communication scene, but the ever-shortening physical distance and continuous realizing communication scenes will violate and deprive others of their rights, such as lying s right.
And there is a kind of doomsday called WeChat with read receipt function.
Because there will be many single dogs in this world.
The feelings of foolish men and women began with the endless fighting, and finally could not be read back.
Imagine a scenario in which a straight man is eating chicken and suddenly stumbles on his girlfriend's WeChat. The idea is to quarrel with a colleague, and his mood is down. However, the straight man felt that it was important to eat chicken at the moment, so he did not reply immediately. Ten seconds later, his WeChat was captured by his girlfriend:
"Why don't you reply to me!"
"You see it!"
"Don't you know I'm in a bad mood and need you?"
"You weren't like this before. Don't you think something's wrong with us?"
"You know I know you see it, you don't even return to me."
"You don't love me anymore!"
"[Crying] [Crying] [Crying]"
He was so aggressive that he couldn't refute.
For many habitual cold ass like me, ten messages do not return nine, and one person who looks at the mood is estimated to be deleted by many people and locked in a small black room. Those who have been able to maintain by perfunctory and foolproof Yes, it is estimated that after reading the function on WeChat, it will not persist for three seconds!